Say it ain't so, Akshay!

 Man... just give it some time, and things turn around eh? Akshay wins and gets in, its Masters week(!!!), and I have myself a Masters kid, who turns 2 on Friday, with a party to follow on Saturday. That is to say... yer boy will not get to see all of his favorite week in golf. Alas, those of us that are parents, know the struggle... right? 


Friggin Akshay!! My guy, our guy! He gutted out a win in San Antonio this past weekend to get an automatic spot at Augusta the following week. As if that pressure was not enough... Akshay sunk a 12-foot, downhill put to force a playoff and in a very ok celebration... separated his own shoulder. Sports injuries through celebration are a specific cringe in my opinion. My guy Akshay joins Tony Finau (ankle separation, Par 3 contest...memba?) Bill Gramatica the former Cardinals kicker who while celebrating a made field goal (that's your job) tore his ACL,  quarterback Gus Frerotte who sprained his own neck slamming his head off a wall while celebrating a touchdown (also his job). There are other golfers, such as Thomas Levet who broke his shin jumping into a lake to celebrate his 2011 French Open win. Yikes.

Through exhaustive research Bogey Bogey Start has found only one mention of a woman who has injured herself celebrating athletic achievement. Just sayin. (For the record, Lindsey Vonn cut up her finger opening some suds on a podium... but we can all recognize that is not like these other fellas.)

Moral... stretch...hydrate...don't be dumb.

Onto Augusta!

Rain is threatening the opening round on Thursday, but the weekend seems like it will be sunny, but chilly in the mornings. 

Other than prospective weather, I have little else for you today... Enjoy the best week in golf.. Til next time.


Swing Easy



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